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To: t2 who wrote (79406)	6/30/2001 7:07:34 PM
From: eichler	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 99985

hmmmm I tink dat analysis was tongue-in-cheek... numerologically speaking...of course LOL

To: t2 who wrote (79406)	6/30/2001 7:23:49 PM
From: 10K a day	Respond to of 99985

HOW TO DEAL WITH A CHARGING BULL: (-Adapted in part from The Worst-Case Scenario 2001 Survival Guide.) - by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht (special emphasis and some added commentary are mine and i apologize .) 1. Do not antagonize the bull, and do not move. Bulls will generally leave humans alone unless they become angry. 2. Look around for an escape router, cover, or throw yourself over a bridge. (write lots of NAKED PUTS and sell them at the MARKET Like toilet paper. THIS GENERALLY infuriates the BULL.) 3. if you cannot escape to safety, remove your clothes and jump up and down. Use this to distract the bull. It does not matter what color or size the clothing is.(You can use a coat, shirt, hat, (worthless ETOYS STOCK CERTIFICATES) - Anything. Despite the color bullfighters tractionally use, bulls do not naturally head for red. they react to and move toward movement, not color. ( They tend to react violently to network outages,(and sniffing gear) however.) 4. if the bull remains still and you have taken off all your clothing. The bull should head towards your clothing which you threw at the bull. ( If it doesn't your screwed.)