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To: mike devage who wrote (40453)	7/3/2001 12:11:02 PM
From: VIPER85730	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 40688

No problem Mike! : ) VIPE~~~~~~~<

To: mike devage who wrote (40453)	7/7/2001 1:17:46 AM
From: VIPER85730	Respond to of 40688

A guy calls his wife from the emergency room. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he was working. "Oh my God!!" cries the woman. "The whole finger?" "No," replies the guy. "The one next to it!"

To: mike devage who wrote (40453)	7/8/2001 9:11:11 PM
From: VIPER85730	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 40688

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says, "No rike Jew." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah ... all same."