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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: greenspirit who wrote (157737)	7/4/2001 10:39:01 PM
From: puborectalis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

Obviously not enough of them.

To: greenspirit who wrote (157737)	7/5/2001 12:53:56 AM
From: Thomas A Watson	Respond to of 769670

From late night. Late Night Joke Archives Monday Night July 2 (all shows are reruns) Leno Good news! California will have an early warning about blackouts this summer. The bad news is that it is June, July and August. Janet Reno is going to run for governor of Florida. I guess she's tired of being the Jolly Green Giant at kids' birthday parties. Guess that wasn't working out for her. Former vice president Al Gore and former Tennessee governor Lamar Alexander are going to have a one-day seminar at Vanderbilt University. Those two together? That's like Nyquil and Tylenol PM! When those two are in a room together they actually create negative energy! Monica now says she wants the government to give back her stained blue dress. I guess she's still under the impression she can fit into it! Letterman Janet Reno might run for governor of Florida. She is so unpopular in the state of Florida that they won't have to use the crooked voting machines. Well, her career options are somewhat limited. They shut down the XFL, so what is she going to do? Conan Al Gore has gained almost 40 poubds since the election! They say it is due to depression. In a related story, Michael Dukakis has gained 9,000 pounds! About 500 of that is just his eyebrows! Leno You know the difference between Roger Clinton and the Gambino family? Roger Clinton's never had a hit. Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris is going to run for Congress. She is expected to make an announcement - not that she's running, but that she's already won! Bill Clinton is writing two books at the same time. He even two-times his publisher! Roger Clinton is moving to a gated community: federal prison! tom watson tosiwmee