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To: da_cheif™ who wrote (3310)	7/16/2001 2:32:26 PM
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To: da_cheif™ who wrote (3310)	7/16/2001 2:44:42 PM
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Subject: You've Got To Be Jewish The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink: A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie? A: It's called Debbie Does Dishes. Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence. Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position? A: Facing Bloomingdales When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis." A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play . Wonderful. What part is it? The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Q. Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? A. Under the vacuum cleaner. Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? A. (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody. Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Jewish telegram: Begin worrying. Details to follow.