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To: Nite-Man who wrote (20125)	7/17/2001 9:09:22 AM
From: Bob Miller	Respond to of 30928

NEWS FLASH(UP/IP/WeAllP) Dateline Washington............................ This morning Democratic Congressman Gary Condit announced that he was switching his residence, and his State of representation from California to Massachusetts. "I'm sick of all this bullshit", he said. "One little intern disappears, and you would think that I missed a pork barrel vote". "I'm going to Massachusetts", he continued, " Folks there don't care if a young girl disappears, as long as you can deliver the pork to the home folks, and promise big hand outs. The voters have bad memories, and forget your promises. For the time being my office will function out of Ted Kennedy's offices, until I can find suitable, lavish accomodations. Of course, I will answer no questions, except through my attorney." When contacted, Ted Kennedy's response was "blmb difg ghrp. Get me some ice. blmb ghrp". Future fellow congressman Frank said. "Oh Boy. Another guy in the state. And is he cute". "Let's have a toga party. I'll show him the Big Dig". Maryland Senator Sarbanes was taking his nap, and was not available for comment. New York Senator Clinton was on vacation with Janet Reno, and could not be reached. Such is life in the real world. Bob Insult Champ