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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mephisto who wrote (5054)	7/17/2001 2:24:23 PM
From: American Spirit	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 93284

O'Neil himself is one of the pirates. Supposed to be guarding the public till but he's helping to loot it. Why else did they give him the job? They need people they can trust, only in the inner circle. Also why Bush picked Cheney? Who else could help orchestrate this odious consrpiacy?

To: Mephisto who wrote (5054)	7/17/2001 2:30:28 PM
From: jlallen	Respond to of 93284

Gary Condit - Uneasy Rider July 9, 2001 Gary Condit is up to his wrinkled little neck in alligators, which to some degree is perplexing since he is merely following the long and time honored tradition of married Democrat politicians who publicly profess support for the rights of women but in private use their station in life to take advantage of them sexually then discard them like used condoms. Now, the Congressman's secret life is on vivid display, his face flashing from millions of television screens as he scurries from one police interview to another. He doesn't appear to be enjoying the process. Fortunately for him his district lies right in the heart of California's Central Valley where leakage of agricultural waste and pesticides into the water supply, over many years, has dumbed down his constituency to the point where most of them would lose a debate with a cucumber. Not surprisingly, their support for him is unwavering. As a biker wannabe, Gary must have thought that it would improve his chances of scoring with chicks of questionable repute, which it apparently has. According to press reports, he was apparently taught to ride by a member of the controversial California motorcycle club - the Hell's Angels. The same report disclosed rumors of Condit partying with the Angels, even allegedly having attended a party thrown in the honor of a cop-killer. Of course he would want to keep this association somewhat hidden from view because his brother is a policeman and Condit is also a member of the "Blue Dog" Democrats who claim to be, nominally, more centrist than the Marxist Democrat leadership. His extracurricular activities do seem to be more moderate than the real heavy hitters of the Democrat First Team. Events in this case are moving faster than our ability to keep up with them but we have reports, unconfirmed as we go to press, that Condit will soon resign and use his newfound visibility to build a mini-empire around his formerly secret life. The scuttlebutt is rife with speculation that he has been negotiating with Harley-Davidson to open his own dealership, a logical offshoot of his avocation. What a babe magnet this place could turn out to be! Imagine all that squeeze actually showing up on his doorstep. It would certainly cut down on his expenditure of unproductive time having to hunt them down. We'll bet the "cream" of this crop would certainly rise to the surface, to be skimmed by little Gary himself. What a sight! Buxom, ga-ga gals with greenbacks lining up to purchase flashy bikes, merchandise and, of course, "riding" lessons. Oh....the possibilities. "Gee Mr. Condit, all of this AND private instruction?" - "Sure babe, I'll show you how to kick start that little number of yours!" Noting the fact that certain ladies do seem to like their guys in leather, an extensive line of riding clothing cannot be far off. The rumored new company will have to work quickly, though, if it is going to be ready for the all-important Christmas buying season. The Chinese Communist slave labor factories might be a real option here. Conveniently, the Democrats already have the contacts. Following on the example of organized crime figures disassociating themselves from any connection with the Clintons, and even considering the more than checkered past of the Hell's Angels, we can't imagine that they would lower themselves to associating with him now so Condit may have to open his own club, with the first chapter to be formed in Washington, DC. Hillary, who has previously stated that she wants to learn to ride, could be the logical choice as its first "momma". Imagine the beer parties, also please note that she has that language thing down pat, just ask Paul Fray. Cable television programmers will be fighting among themselves to book Condit, on this truly American human-interest story. Geraldo would probably land an interview first, what with his gushy style and nose for real news. Given his own reputed eye for the ladies, Gary's "hand me downs" could keep him occupied for some time. It has been said that truth is stranger than fiction, and this story is stranger than most. We will, true to our mission, keep you aware of further developments in this truly mind boggling tale - stay tuned! © 2001, PipeBombNews, All Rights Reserved. Images Courtesy Of Twisted Walleye Studios