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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TimF who wrote (18709)	7/19/2001 12:59:36 PM
From: TimF	Respond to of 82486

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To: TimF who wrote (18709)	7/19/2001 1:52:43 PM
From: Lane3	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 82486

The Thought Police I was flipping channels last night and came upon a call-in show where a woman was going on about what an outrageous violation of his rights this was. The host asked her if she knew the guy had been previously convicted of pornography. She sputtered and did an about face. Well, of course, it was reasonable to jail the guy for that. It was an interesting spectacle. From what I know of this, I don't see how, in this country, we can jail anyone for journal fantasies. Karen

To: TimF who wrote (18709)	7/19/2001 2:19:23 PM
From: Tom Clarke	Respond to of 82486

The great liberal justice (and former Ku Kluxer) Hugo Black once said, "If it's printed and it's on paper, it's legal. I don't even have to look at it." We're certainly a long way from there now. I wonder what other words may soon become illegal.