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To: Jerome who wrote (49567)7/21/2001 9:09:48 AM
From: James Calladine  Respond to of 70976
 
ENTIRELY OFF TOPIC--SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
(on the arcane practice of stock picking)

Just saw a brief vignette on TV, featuring a supposed
interview with a sell-side analyst.

Anchor person turns to Analyst and says, "How would you
suggest an investor pick stocks in this difficult market environment....?"

Analyst: "Well, in your neighborhood there will be a convenience store. There, behind a glass barrier sits an
Indian or Pakistani gentleman. You hand him $1.00, and say:
"pick 6"

Interviewer: "That sounds pretty strange. Isn't there something else an investor could do....?"

Analyst: "There are no shortcuts in investing...."

Namaste!
Jim



To: Jerome who wrote (49567)7/21/2001 3:18:04 PM
From: robert b furman  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 70976
 
Hi Jerome,

So what did you do go long on a female Army drill sargent?

I've always thought Maria was a cute, fast talking little porker.

One of those pretty at midnight - "Oh my god what have I done in the a.m. kind of girls.gggggg

She has never struck me as a dominatrix type - BWTFDIK

Bob