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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: George Coyne who wrote (163247)7/22/2001 2:24:37 AM
From: Thomas A Watson  Respond to of 769670
 
From late night:
Leno
George W. Bush is in Europe. His flight was late, though. Seems one of the flight
attendants was over at Gary Condit's house beforehand.

Right now President Bush is in England meeting with the queen. I think George W. is
confused, though ... he keeps calling her Latifa.

Tomorrow he will be in Italy. He will meet with the pope. The pope said that he is glad he'll
be with a president that believes in all 10 commandments.

Gary Condit was working yesterday; he was at an agricultural meeting. That's when you
know something is wrong, when a congressmen is working!

The Condit family is really something. Turns out Gary has two brothers. Daryl is an
escaped convict. He has another brother Berle who is a demoted cop, who accidentally
shot himself in the ass. So we have the convict and the one that shot himself in the ass -
and the congressmen is the one that is the embarrassment to the family?

The FBI has a new division - Lost and Found!

That's the other big story this week. A bunch of computers and guns are missing at the
FBI. Looks like crime is down everywhere ... except at the FBI. Well, it sure is nice to see
those Los Alamos guards working hard again at the FBI.

Dick Cheney wants the Navy to pay his $186,000 light bill. Hey, the Navy is just lucky they
don't have to pay his ambulance bill. Republicans want the Navy to pay for the bill. The
Democrats want Cheney to pay it. Californians are just wondering how you can have a light
bill so cheap!

Did you hear about the UFO sighting in New Jersey? Seems that on Sunday night a
bunch of people saw something in the skies in Jersey that they couldn't explain. It was later
found out that it was just a big cloud of clean air that happened to blow in from
Connecticut!

tom watson tosiwmee