To: richard surckla who wrote (76449 ) 7/31/2001 8:26:32 PM From: Bilow Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 93625 Hi richard surckla; Heck yeah I'm a paid basher! I'm making tons of money for bashing Rambus. And every time you mention my name, I get a $500 bonus! My team of 43 assistants all cheer whenever we get another mention by a long, cause that means we're getting under their skins! If one of you admits that he's sold his stock, we have a 4-keg party over here! I wish you could have seen what it's been like for the last four months. Guys high fiving each other in the halls, laughter, merriment. Probably pretty much the exact opposite of what's going on at Rambus headquarters. :( And you're right. We actually use 3 typists, and each of them is a total professional. They take turns taking dictation from whoever is designated as the person in charge of responding to the latest breakout, but they're all professionals. Each is on duty for 8 hours per day. Basic pay starts at $33,000 and goes up if they don't make too many errors... What I like best about this job, however, is the girls! Girls, girls girls, they're just all over us! That's cause we're successful bashers, and the money is just rolling in! Think about it. Rambus has 100 million shares. They dropped from $145 to $8 per share. That's 13.7 billion dollars. For 44 employees, that's profits of 300 million each! Of course we're partying on! And we're collecting up RMBS shares, cause we know Rambus is going to explode, yes just explode upwards! This is the next big thing, just like QCOM, just like CSCO or MSFT! Don't believe what you read in the press, the technical community loves Rambus! That's right, they love, love, love Rambus to death! They hate DDR, but they only say that they like the stuff because we pay them. It takes a cut out of that 300 million dollars we each earned, but it's worth it! We've paid off everybody. You already knew about the judges and the jury we bought. But what you didn't know is that we paid Rambus lawyers to take a dive. We even have the management at Intel on the payroll. That's right, we're a big, colossal, secret organization, and we're devoted to destroying Rambus! And since we've paid off the supreme court, we're going to do it! And when we get that stock down to $.10 per share, we're going to buy it up, that's right buy it up, and make billions off the profits. Cause you know that no bashing scheme is to drive the stock down, it's really just to get the stock down to a very cheap price so the bashers can buy in! -- Carl P.S. Just remember! When you see a Hyundai following you in traffic, it's probably a TeamDDR member keeping tabs on your whereabouts!