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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ColtonGang who wrote (167320)	8/2/2001 10:42:23 PM
From: ColtonGang	Respond to of 769670

I promise this is the last tonight.......Top 10 Reasons You Know That You're In A Cheap HMO 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicle. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day". 5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little "M"'s on them. 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.