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To: richard surckla who wrote (76660)8/3/2001 4:27:49 PM
From: Don Green  Respond to of 93625
 
Richard> Tell me when you get those smart pills.

Certainly not from you!

But I will sell you some, for 10 shares of Rambus!

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A guy walks into a bar, puts his pet rabbit on the mahogany, and starts drinking. While he's drinking, the rabbit starts doing little rabbit pellets on the bar.

After a while, he leaves, and another guy, a real loudmouth, Richard?? walks in.

He says, "Hey, barkeep, give me a drink for me and a drink for you, what do you say. There's nothing to do."

He has a few drinks, and the whole time he's running his mouth, annoying the bartender.

Finally, he spots the rabbit pellets and says, "Hey, barkeep, what are these?"

The bartender says, "They're smart pills."

The loudmouth says, "Can I try a few?"

The bartender says, "Knock yourself out."

The guy pops a few in his mouth, chews them for a while, then spits them out and exclaims, "Yuck! These taste like sh*t!"

The bartender says, "You're getting smarter already."