To: michael97123 who wrote (50186 ) 8/4/2001 3:10:51 PM From: Proud_Infidel Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 70976 **OT** Congratulations on your new Grandson Mike. Events such as that put a market drop in perspective. Some reading material if you have the time. Truly hilarious predictions from J Cramer.....why anyone would pay for his advice is beyond me. msnbc.com LOTS OF NOISE Mr. Kellner’s is just one of many such voices, and by no means the noisiest. That laurel goes to Mr. James Cramer of TheStreet.com, who declared on the day after the Fed cut interest rates for the first time on Jan. 3, “I am now confident that the bull is back. We have arrived. We have made it. Now we can prosper. Nasdaq 1,500 just ain’t in the cards.” In the following three months, the Nasdaq Composite lost 36 percent of its value, settling at 1,638 — just 138 points north of the 1,500 level that Cramer had said was impossible. Cramer said he believed his “not in the cards” prediction would be proved right because, to prove him wrong, stocks like Cisco Systems, Inc. and JDS Uniphase would have to “blow up.” On the day he wrote that, JDSU Uniphase stood at just under $48, and Cisco stood at $41. Today JDSU sells for $12.50 and CSCO sells for $18 — a loss of 74 percent for JDS Uniphase and 44 percent for Cisco Systems. In other words, they did exactly what he said couldn’t happen: they blew up. That same day, Cramer said, after claiming to have “touched base with a number of my sources,” that he had identified three stocks that “will still be standing” and won’t be “guiding down” in their next quarter. One of these was Nokia Corp., the cell-phone giant. On the day Cramer published his list, Nokia stood at $44. Ten weeks later it did the very thing Cramer said wouldn’t happen: it issued downward guidance for its first-quarter revenues. Not long after that, Nokia broadened the alarm for the second-quarter earnings, and just this last week announced lay-offs of more than 1,000. Today, Nokia sells for $21.50 — a loss of more than 50 percent since Cramer predicted the company wouldn’t be “guiding down.” The other two stocks in Cramer’s “still standing” list — Brocade Communications Systems, and Veritas Software Corp. — fell 80 percent and 57 percent respectively, almost immediately after he made his predictions. This sort of wildly — indeed hilariously — off-base forecasting is nothing new for Cramer. On Feb. 29, 2000 he stood up before the 6th Annual Internet and Electronic Commerce Conference and Exposition in New York and declared, “You want my top 10 stocks for who is going to make it in the New World? You know what? I am going to give them to you. Right here. Right now…” and thereupon proceeded to tick off Ariba, Inc., Digital Island, Exodus Communications, Inc., Infospace, Inc., Inktomi Corp., Mercury Interactive, Corp., Verisign, Inc., and Veritas Software.” He concluded by saying that he loved his list so much “if I had my druthers” he wouldn’t own any other stocks. Exactly two weeks later, the tech-bubble popped. Since then Ariba and Infospace have fallen 96 percent, Digital Island and Exodus have plunged 97 percent, Inktomi is down 93 percent, Verisign is down 76 percent, Veritas has dropped 50 percent, and the best performing stock on his list — Mercury Interactive — has fallen “only” 38 percent.