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To: Volsi Mimir who wrote (687)	8/5/2001 3:21:08 PM
From: Jorj X Mckie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3937

LOL! Your reference to the Kung Fu thing reminds of of a cute, but totally inappropriate story for the thread. My 2 year old son really hates to have his diaper changed, but I have come up with a novel way to keep him entertained during the process. When I bring him into the room with a full diaper he will be kicking and screaming and when I lay him down on the changing table I will let him know what is coming. I tell him "It is time for...Kung Fu Diaper Change!". I start it off by grabbing his legs and making him do a few rapid fire kicks complete with sound effects "Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Hiyeeeeeeee YA!!!!" and then I grab his pants and with one fell swoop peel them off of him....with a loud "Whaaaaaaaa!".....then I take his hands and make him do some rapid punches "Ha! Ha! Ha!", by now he is giggling uncontrollably........I then undo the diaper, each side getting a "Hiyeeeee!" and I end with that sidelong Bruce Lee glance with my arm straight down. Then each swipe with the wipe gets a sound effect "SkaaaaaReeeeeHaaaaa!", a couple of Karate Chops to the mid section followed by a big raspberry on his belly tells him that it is time to put the new diaper on. As I slowly bring the velcro tab up....."HiiiiiiyaaaaaaOOOOO!". And then he kicks me in the temple and I fall down unconscious. ....well, maybe the last part is a bit exaggerated. Everybody was kung fu fighting they were fast as lightning It was quite exciting.....