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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (5869)	8/10/2001 11:17:55 AM
From: Land Shark	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 93284

My favourite little ditty... To the Tune of the Beverley Hillbillies. "George W Bush" - By anonymous Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Bush His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove all about, But it never really mattered, 'cuz his daddy bailed him out. Jail, that is. The Pokey. Rap City. Well the first thing you know, little Georgie goes to Yale. He can't spell his name, but they never let him fail. He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk, And that's where he learns, to snort a line of coke. Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy. The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "Georgie, stay at home with mom. Let others be the ones, to get all maimed and scarred, We'll get you a spot in the Ol' Texas Guard. Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Easy Livin' Twenty years go by, Georgie gets a little bored. Trades in the booze, says "Jesus is my Lord". Says "now I know the White House is the place I wanna be". So he called his daddy's friends, and they called the GOP. Gun owners that is. Jesse Helms. Right wingers. Come November 7, the election ran real late. Kin Folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state." "Don't let those colored folks, get into the polls!" So Jeb put up the barricades an' they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade. Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in. Told all the voters, "We want George to win." "Stop counting votes"! was their solemn invocation - And that's how little Georgie finally got his coronation. Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority. Y'all come vote now, ya hear?