To: furrfu who wrote (45786 ) 8/13/2001 2:01:16 PM From: LTK007 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 56532 OT-Doug what does max do on a cloudy market boring days---he looks for answers---here is a beaut:) <<The Dodo Bird Convocation's Official Constitution The Original Constitution Every person shall be judged by The Great Dodo; and if TGD doesn't like them, they would be killed. For instance: Everyone not living on a coast would be killed.( halleluah,i am safe:)--max ) The South would be eliminated. France would be wiped out. Pot must be smoked at a rate of at least once hit per minute per person, twenty-four (24) hours per day. Anyone not complying will be shot. Chad Stewart will be lead executioner. His code number is: 3MDO5X28@Lord.Kelvin.Mandlebrot.edu Everyone must attend Lord Kelvin Mandlebrot Institute of Technology. And Reprogramming. Amendments to the Constitution Within twenty four hours of the Final Return ov the Dodo Birds, all creatures that do not submit to the Dodo Bird will be annhilated. An estimated 99% ov all Earth's creatures will become extinct, including rats, dogs, pigs and, without your vow to submit to the Dodo Bird, humans as well. The time has come. They are observing, and they know. The Final Return is imminent, and the impure shall be purged! In the year 2363, the world shall be invaded by a race of fish. These fish are viscous killing fish who shall enslave the human race for a period of time of approximately 3 hours, after which time they will mysteriously leave the planet, abandoning their new futuristic cities built by their race of slave robots. Magazine subscriptions will skyrocket. >> found this via AltaVista,by typing in "dodo bird"----glad i am not the only one who dreams of one day beholding the marvel of Dodos in Flight:)