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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: asenna1 who wrote (171527)	8/15/2001 11:19:18 AM
From: DOUG H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769667

This'll make your day. An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. But above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, and the American people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has just taken my school backpack." <8-o