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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Ish who wrote (14726)8/18/2001 8:28:58 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 59480
 
The sort of joke that is expected of us:
A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”