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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: puborectalis who wrote (172921)8/20/2001 8:24:05 PM
From: puborectalis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Did you hear Laura Bush is pregnant?

Yeah. Dubya thought the Secret Service was adequate protection.

Why is Bush taking an aggressive stand against China?

He’s not going to let them pull a Pearl Harbor on us again.

What’s the difference between Florida and South Africa?

Black people can vote in South Africa now.

If Papa Bush and Dubya starred in a major motion picture together, what would it be called?

Dumb & Dumber

Why is 2001 like 1991?

There's a Bush in the White House and we're going into a recession.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

The President of the United States

What's the difference between George W. Bush and a really ugly house?

The house is a residential embarrassment.

Why would it be bad if Dick Cheney died?

We wouldn't have a president.

George W. Bush has become known for giving light-hearted nicknames to members of Congress and other government officials. What's their light-hearted nickname for him?

"Mr. President"

What do George W. and Laura Bush have in common?

They're both widely believed to have blown a little dope.

How long does it take George W. Bush to read a book?

No one knows--it hasn't happened yet