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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (15051)8/24/2001 11:50:39 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 59480
 
You mean this type of thing?

> Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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> A day without sunshine is like, night.
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> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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> I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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> Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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> Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> He who laughs last thinks slowest. (THIS ONE IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!!)
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> Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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> I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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> Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
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> Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
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> You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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> Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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> Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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> Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!.
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> If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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> How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
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> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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> OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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> How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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> If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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> When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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> Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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> What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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> I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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> I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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> Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?