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To: KLP who wrote (1317)	8/24/2001 4:11:50 PM
From: Zoltan!	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1669

Yup. Looks like the head rat is throwing Gary rat over the side: House Minority Leader Richard Gephardt joined the growing chorus of Gary Condit's critics on Friday, calling Condit's statements in Thursday night's nationally televised interview "disturbing and wrong." foxnews.com

To: KLP who wrote (1317)	8/24/2001 4:21:29 PM
From: CVJ	Respond to of 1669

...while that circus is going on.....there will be some sort of a bruhaha started by Dems against Republicans ...ringgg...ringgg... Howdy, this is Bubba. What kin I do fer y'all? Sir, this is Dick Gebhardt. We have a problem and the Party needs you. Wal, shoot, what kin ah do? Well, sir, as you are probably aware, Gary Condit from the 18th District of California has put us in a pickle by packing his pickle in the wrong jar and now no one can find the jar, if you get my drift, sir. That pickle stuff threw me for a minute, but I got it now. So what's the problem? I packed my pickle in every wrong jar I could, damned near right in the Oval Office. How's a backwater Congressman getting a little on the side making that a problem for the party? Well sir, you never whacked the pickle jar. That anybody knows of; all accidents from what I heard. Condit's pickle juice is starting to spray all over the rest of us and there's elections next year. No pickle jars, but I did blister my pickle a few times. yeeeee haw! Spit it out, little Dicky. What can I do? We need to send a small trusted group of researchers to go through the FBI files you kept copies of. We need to find another Bob Livingston or Newt to yell and scream about how corrupt he is and just keep it going until this Condit thing blows over. Can you help us out. Tonight? Hell yes, little Dicky. But y'all have to get the keys to the special hiding place from Hilly. I'll call her and let her know y'all'll send somebody over to get 'em. I thank you, the party thanks you. Hey, little Dicky. See if you can get Dubya to get Air Force One to bring you up here. Serve that dum sumbich right to carry y'all to the knife that's goin' to cut his legs out from under him. yeeee haw! Thank you, again sir. <click> What an a-hole. Why did we ever let him get to be President? Shit! My pleasure little Dicky. bye now. <click> What a Howdy Doody lookin a-hole. He thinks he's got me over a barrel with those FBI files. That dumbass Missouri butt kissin' sumbich. State's motto is "Show Me". I'm going to show him Big Bend and let him do a Monica on it.