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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Poet who wrote (24721)8/24/2001 7:24:39 PM
From: The Philosopher  Respond to of 82486
 
Ah, Jealous Maiden (well, not really, but we can pretend) you need not let your bile-green envy subsume you so. There is sufficient of me to go around, I assure you. You need not drive E from her dalliance with me merely to assure more of my attention for your own quite delightful (when you choose to display them) feminine charms.

Now that we have sent Saint Bill off for a prolonged session of prayer and self-flagellation, to purify the evil thoughts of you he had been letting seep into his brain, he is well out of the way and there is plenty of time for us to repair to the glade, which I assure you is bereft of any kudzu (that was, I realize, an imaginary creation of your fevered brain, a symbolism of the twisting, twining, green entrails of your jealousy, but I again assure you you can freely banish jealousy, so now I hope you can see the glade in all its fresh beauty and wonder) and we can dally in pleasure on the soft pillowy banks of the gentle grasses, amid the fragrant flowers and the gentle buzzing of the honeybees, for honeybees, who of course have no sting, are the only bees allowed herein.



To: Poet who wrote (24721)8/24/2001 7:28:16 PM
From: E  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 82486
 
That is very funny, especially "Lord Of All Things Menstrual."

So was Chris's answer, one must acknowledge.