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To: William H Huebl who wrote (54396)8/26/2001 11:49:51 PM
From: Gersh Avery  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 94695
 
** OT **

hehe ..

crappin out ..

There was this assistant pharmacist .. He was having a real rough time with his job .. kept messing up orders, scaring away customers etc ..

One day his boss came up and told him that if he lost just one more sale his job would be gone ..

Just then a customer came up and told the assistant "I need something for a cough."

The assistant, still being real flustered, reached over and handed the customer a box of ex-lax. Told him "take the entire box."

The customer proceeded to do so on his way out of the store. Suddenly he came to a complete halt just outside and leaned up against a lampost, unable to move.

Inside the store, the pharmacist asked the assistant what had taken place between him and the customer.

The assistant told him about the cough and the ex-lax.

The boss blew up "EX-LAX WON'T CURE A COUGH!"

"Sure it will." said the assistant "Just look at that guy outside! He's afraid to cough!"