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To: BirdDog who wrote (40643)	8/28/2001 9:17:27 AM
From: Jim Willie CB	Respond to of 65232

BirdMan, you whistle past the graveyards / jw

To: BirdDog who wrote (40643)	8/28/2001 4:54:57 PM
From: Venkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

> HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? > > > Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our > whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid > burned out bulb? > > Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up > to code. > > Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! > > Rottweiler: Make me. > > Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can > I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? > > Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's > busy. > > Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the > walls and furniture. > > Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By > the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. > > Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the > dark. > > Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. > > Irish Setter: Huh? > > Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the > dark...... > > Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. > > Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. > > Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... > > Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... > > Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? > > Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little > circle.... > > Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light > bulb? > > Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz > > Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the > question is: how long will it be before I can expect light? >