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To: wally_the_walleye who wrote (15753)8/28/2001 1:04:34 PM
From: Ben Wa  Respond to of 18998
 
Beware of special virus
>
> THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think it won the
> election, even though the
> motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
>
> THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep counting)
>
> THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
>
> THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an
> old floppy)
>
> THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
> emails everyone about
> what it did)
>
> THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but forgets where it is
> stored)
>
> THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate
> file reproduction, while
> illegitimately reproducing files in the background)
>
> THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)
>
> THE OPRAH WINFREY! ! virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100
> mb, then slowly expands to
> restabilize around 200mb)
>
> THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)
>
> THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
> doesn't care)
>
> THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)
>
> THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but
> will be back)
>
> and last but not least...............
>
> THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
> floppy, then discards it
> through Windows)
>



To: wally_the_walleye who wrote (15753)8/31/2001 9:39:24 PM
From: dacoola  Respond to of 18998
 
His Pinkness would rather not comment on this one.


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