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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (20352)	8/28/2001 11:19:29 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

#286...on no, wrong thread... What does your joke have to do with toilet paper? I think you've over taxed your brain a little too much today... I promise, I'll help you share the force tomorrow! Today, you had too much piled against you to do it by yourself!...LOL

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (20352)	8/29/2001 1:15:32 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

A couple of Texan hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend just died. What should I do?" In a calm, soothing voice, the 911 operator says, "Just take it easy. Calm down. I can help. First, you have to make sure he's dead." ....There is a silence, then a gunshot.. The guy comes back on the line. He says, "I'm sure he's dead, now what?"