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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (20360)	8/29/2001 1:37:05 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62552

Five Step Psych Test ~ There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of: In what order do you take care of the problems? Jot down your order, and scroll down After you've made your decision. 1. The telephone is ringing. 2. The baby is crying. 3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell. 4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to rain. 5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running. ~ Don't cheat! ~ Here are the answers... Each of the items above represents a facet of your life. 1. The phone represents your job or career. 2. The baby represents your family. 3. The visitor represents your friends. 4. The laundry represents your sex life. 5. The running water represents money/wealth. Makes you think, right? How close did this test match your priorities in life?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (20360)	8/29/2001 2:07:01 PM
From: bosquedog	Respond to of 62552

Strangely I received that joke in an email today.....(it was an Oklahoma hunter).<G> A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex."