To: American Spirit who wrote (175961 ) 8/30/2001 9:14:27 AM From: Jagfan Respond to of 769670 You Might Be A Democrat If... You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You oppose the death penalty, but support abortion. You don't support school choice for others, only for yourself. You once broke loose at a party and inhaled, but don't admit it. You support diversity, as long as others agree with you. You've ever uttered the phrase, "you hypocrite". You've ever said, "the Bill Of Rights is outdated". You answer to "No One". You support PETA and Green Peace, but still eat beef, fish, lamb,and wear leather garments. You protest your neighbor clearing their yard of weeds. You only let your kids watch PBS and listen to NPR. You scream at the thought of agreeing with a Republican. You've argued that Western values are no values. You agree that all the world's problems can be traced back towhite Anglo-Saxon men taking advantage of others. When people say "Marx," you think, "to bad his idea didn't work". You've ever yelled, "capitalist". You argue that you need 300 laws to control guns. You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people. You want to protest something but don't know what. You've ever said "I support civil liberties, but not personal liberties." You will not admit that trees are a renewable resource. You've ever said "reduce paper, save a tree". You donate money because it makes you "feel good". You came of age in the '60s and don't understand what went wrong. You ever start or end an argument on the phrase, "you are closedminded". You think denial is a virtue. You don't mind contributing 4 months of your salary to the government. You're only sorry it can't be more. You believe that everyone else is responsible for you but you.