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To: Richnorth who wrote (75800)	9/2/2001 10:07:10 PM
From: long-gone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 116753

<<Some significance to it, not? >> Only in volume.

To: Richnorth who wrote (75800)	9/3/2001 7:24:03 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 116753

OT A couple of jokes:- Can't Clap With One Hand The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major invites a HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes. For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes. The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to be quiet for the grand finale. For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there was no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. Disappointed, the Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?" She says, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?" ========================================== When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."