To: average joe who wrote (25755 ) 9/2/2001 5:04:10 PM From: gao seng Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486 Doesn't hurt to have a .44 Magum in your hand, either! [ABSOLUTE POWER] Luther Whitney (Eastwood) says to Bill Burton (Ed Harris) "Tomorrow is promised to no one." [DIRTY HARRY] "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five. Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind have lost track myself. but bein' this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question.......do i feel lucky?..........well do ya punk?" [FISTFULL OF DOLLARS] "That aint nice you laughin, you see, my mule don't like people laughin, he gets the crazy idea you're laughin at him, so now if you'll apologize, like i know you're going to, i might convince him that you really didn't mean it." This strikes the boys as even more funny, that is until five shots ring out from clints revolver. [HEARTBREAK RIDGE] "I'm mean nasty and tired, I eat concertina wire and I piss napalm, and I can put a round through a fleas ass at 200 meters so why dont you go hump someone elsesleg mutface before I push yours in." [HIGH PLANES DRIFTER] Clint says coolly, without turning around to the man standing behind him, "You'd look pretty silly with that knife up your ass" he then eases his beer glass down onto the rail and fires off 3 perfectly placed rounds from the hip at 3 practice dummies and says to the astonished man "You STILL there?" [MAGNUM FORCE] "Mans got to know his limitations" [OUTLAW JOSEY WALES] []"Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie" (click for audio) []"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" []After killing the bad guys, the kid asks Clint: "Aren't we gonna bury the bodies?" Clint, with a cheek full of chaw, squints down at the corpses, looks around, "To hell with them fellas. {spits tobacco on forehead of corpse} Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." []"Looks like I got me a Josey Wales" []"I've noticed that when I get to liking someone they aint around long" chief:"I've noticed that when you get to disliking someone they aint around long neither" [SUDDEN IMPACT] "Well, this is the 44 Magnum, and it can REMOVE the fingerprints..." [THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY] []"There are two kinds of men in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." []"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly." [UNFORGIVEN] []Scene is near the end when Clint is about to kill Gene Hackman: Hackman exclaims that he doesn't deserve to die like this. Clint responds: ".....Deserves got nothin' to do with it." []"Funny thing killing a man...take away all he's got...and all he's ever gonna have." []"Yeah I killed women and children. I reckon I've killed everything that walks or crawls, at one point or another." []"Anybody who doesn't feel like dyin' should move on out the back." "......or I'll come back and kill all of ya." []Gene Hackman: "You just shot an unarmed man!" ... Clint Eastwood: "Well he should have armed himself." [MISC] []"Go ahead punk, make my day." []"He's got so much influence down town he could get a sodomy charge reduced to following too closely." []"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"