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To: goldworldnet who wrote (177422)9/4/2001 6:19:32 PM
From: J_F_Shepard  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
"For True Believers...."

Is this a true story??

>ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best
described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.

>Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted
from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road
who she claimed was Jesus.

>"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of
the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams,
husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the
scene.

>"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams
said.. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that
Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

>"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the
man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus
and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the
bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls
filled with helium which floated up into the air.

>Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into
the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams'
car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband,
who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

>When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this
to happen.."