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Pastimes : Bin Laden-You sick POS! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Brasco One who wrote (20)	9/19/2001 2:16:56 PM
From: Garlic Breath	Respond to of 26

Too funny to not pass along....I think we all agree this would be President Bush's speech if he could speak honestly..... Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people. To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tightly? Have you gone so long without a bath that your stench is rotting your brain? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty,smelly ass-backwards, little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors you,your camps and any place that looks and even smells like you were there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do, and we do it well. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke your sorry asses. God bless America!