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To: Charles Tutt who wrote (45473)9/21/2001 2:25:02 PM
From: QwikSand  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 64865
 
ABMD TV Launch Campaign Song
To the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain"
From 'The Wizard of Oz'

As you're golfin', if you're huffin'
And arrest just when you're duffin'
And your ticker won't re-start

If your surgeon's got endurance
You might live if your insurance
Foots ABMD's tin heart

If the office celebration
Throws you into fibrillation
And there's no handy crash cart

If your net worth's quite a keeper
You might just fend off the reaper
With ABMD's tin heart

(Bridge)
Oh I -- know stocks to buy -- with zero R-O-I's
But investin' in tin hearts is very wise
As long as wealthy guys don't like to die!

If your pumper stops a-pumpin'
At the instant that you're humpin'
With some luscious little tart

If she doesn't mind the whirrin'
You might get her back to purrin'
With ABMD's tin heart


(With *profuse* apologies to E.Y. Harburg & Harold Arlen)

--QS