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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TigerPaw who wrote (186158)	9/24/2001 7:49:37 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 769670

You mean like a cockroach is attracted to stale Ritz crackers on the coffee table? Or like when a simple lad from the country (dood! it's you!) is lured in to a Bad Motel and ravaged by a half-dressed crazy woman with black hair and a foreign accent? Wait. I got it. Aliens. Dark skin, dark hair. Sunglasses. New York. No. Bad location. Hawaii. Yeah. Perfect. Somewhere on the Big Island so we don't have a lot of outside interference. Nobody can see what the aliens really look like. No, Rowdy Roddy Piper did that. OK, they have like these really long tongues. Like two feet long. Otherwise identical. Good sex angle there, eh? They eat no fried foods - fried food is poisonous to them. No oils. Trans-fatty acids. Yeah. That's like dinosaur DNA. This is big. Their home planet is dying from everyone forming factions and screaming at each other until they couldn't breathe and choked to death on their personal mememtos. Sigh. But! Here's the EC comics twist: right after the Big Attack With Major Death and Explosions, this animated crab like Sebastian's Evil Twin comes in and starts dividing the Survivors into the Future Meal Area. Trans-fatty acid people are dessert. And it's like Quentin Tarantino with the humanoid aliens and the crab aliens and then you wake up and it's all a dream. Attack of the Crab Nebula Visitors Vs. the Shades People I like it. I doubt, however, if any conservatives are more or less prone than any other political viewpoint to attract an Internet computer virus. What's pretty clear to me is that you're trying to cause trouble, ya rascal. I had a thought today, you Big Fat Stupid. I was thinking about those Democrat lawyers I saw on live TV that were standing next to a vote counter in Florida and arguing on the legality of the votes that were not postmarked. I was wondering if one of those guys lives in New York and has maybe had a New Personal Awareness about the military. Whose own personal representative was flying an F15 over the city at that particular moment making sure no flying swords or firecrackers or stuff came close to him. Narf. Get with The Program, Lester. That virus deal is a GREAT clue. On the face of it, it looks promising, since just about anything can be traced on the old Internet. Which, by the way, was the only thing that WAS working there for a while when the phones experienced Temporary Difficulties. You spelled adamant incorrectly, BTW. Yo FRIed,