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To: The Verve who wrote (105552)	9/26/2001 9:30:35 AM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 152472

UGLY AMERICAN MANIFESTO 1. CNN and ESPN must be made available on cable TV in every world city over 50,000 2. MacDonald’s must have a franchise in every world city over 50,000 3. on Saturday night, women are permitted to wear makeup and short skirts throughout the world 4. Sports Illustrated, Business Week, NewYork Times, London Times must be available everywhere books are sold 5. the US dollar is an acceptable form of currency anywhere 6. every September 11th at noontime, radio stations must play “New York, New York” 7. Muslim government subsidies must be provided for people to purchase televisions 8. women who wear veils must perform community service at local strip joints 9. men who wear turbans and headdresses must submit to lice tests once per quarter 10. all Muslim high school students must pass Rock & Roll proficiency tests 11. Muslim teenagers must claim allegiance to Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson 12. all terrorist damage to US property must be repaired at the expense of OPEC 13. a $10 tax per printed copy of the Koran is directed toward victim family funds 14. a $1 per barrel tax on OPEC oil to fund R&D on hydrogen & renewable energy 15. the Red Crescent relief organization will have its name changed to Red Cross 16. Muslims must pass security clearance in order to fly on commercial airlines 17. capital punishment for terrorist murder is to be death by building demolition 18. Muslims owning weapons must have ID device implanted under skin, for monitoring 19. US aircraft has free landing rights on any/all airports worldwide 20. Islamic Shrine in Mecca will be available to foreign infidel sightseers 21. all citizens must make an annual mecca to the beach, and wear speedo suits 22. no soccer game may be played with a human head used as a ball 23. American Muslims need NOT wear an armband 24. the bounty on Salman Rushdee’s head is officially lifted 25. any country harboring terrorist camps will be evacuated, converted to a Club Med 26. all confirmed members of Al Qaeda must submit to a vasectomy 27. all domestic Politically Correct initiatives are hereby declared as felony misdemeanors 28. a 10-year moratorium on any Muslim owning or operating an airplane 29. Muslims must show ticket stubs for “King Kong” to develop appreciation of animal habitat and twin towers 30. Muslim nation 401k accounts must be directed at least 20% toward US stocks and bonds 31. colleges in Islamic nations must have fraternities in order to learn to drink responsibly 32. demonstrators against the US will be forced to undergo true Koran training, and must wear New York Yankee caps instead of headdress (Met cap optional) 33. Osama bin Laden must shave his face, remove headdress, before his throat is slit 34. all Muslim citizens must prove awareness of the History of Totalitarian States / JW (with tongue in cheek)

To: The Verve who wrote (105552)	9/26/2001 9:37:56 AM
From: Sawtooth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 152472

<<Worse humiliation known to man... When I was In 8th grade...>> At my school it was being hung up on a coat hook by the elastic on the back of your undershorts; skinny legs flailing in the air as passers-by stopped to snicker as if you were a humorous piece of artwork. Of course, that always seemed to be the precise moment when all the cute girls would walk by; followed closely by Sister Perpetua gripping a thick, wooden ruler! No one escaped being "snuggied". ........VVVVVVVV ; )