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To: Monica Detwiler who wrote (144430)9/29/2001 3:05:51 PM
From: Tenchusatsu  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894
 
Monica, LOL!!! <EOM>



To: Monica Detwiler who wrote (144430)9/29/2001 7:24:05 PM
From: tcmay  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894
 
"AMD's stock price will henceforth be valued in "quantidollars".
On Monday, AMD will open at 13 Quantidollars - approximately equal to $8.15."

That really is a good one.

Following your initiative, they could report their employee headcount in "quantiemployees," to hide the layoffs.

And, of course, earnings must be reported in quantidollars, too.

"Because AMD's earnings are worth more than Intel's."

--Tim May


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