To: George Coyne who wrote (187811 ) 9/29/2001 7:36:13 PM From: RON BL Respond to of 769670 Wrong to Blame Whole Group For the Actions of Some," Says Man With Bomb Strapped to His Chest UP Wire DEARBORNE, IN- Ahmed Zoud, 31, a long-time auto mechanic and university student today claimed moderate Muslims are not being treated fairly by the evil scions of Jewish dominance in the United States. "Pig Satan America and all her sons of Isaac should realize I am a person first, with my own aspirations and goals. I am a moderate, as many are in my community," said Zoud, adjusting the explosives strapped to his chest. Zoud recounted a tale whereby his sister was unfairly taunted for wearing the traditional Muslim garb: "While trilling and calling for the immediate destruction of the Twin Pillars of Sodom and all American Zionist imperialists, Areia [Ahmed's sister] was unfairly the subject of verbal assault consisting of most immodest comments from a VFW member in a north Dearborne neighborhood," said Zoud. "This was most unfair, as Areia had always called for mercy towards the next generation of male children of Americans who renounce Zionism and prostrate themselves before the One True Faith," he further explained. "I am very concerned about the level of tolerance in communities housing Muslims at this very moment." Ahmed also expressed dismay that gangs of Arab youth in Australia were no longer being allowed to gang rape white teenage women, as has been the custom of the peace-loving Arab populations there for some time now, thus causing consternation among the pro-mass-rape masses of Arabic citizens. "Our time honored rituals of deflowering the rutting children of Europe are being disrupted for no other reason than rank racism," Zoud declared. "[Rape rituals] will be set back weeks, maybe even months in Australia, and the likelihood is that similar plans for mass rapings of American European teenage women will not be implemented for years." Ahmed was asked for further comment, but he declined and took the opportunity to rush into a bus carrying Hasidic Jews to a prayer vigil. "Whooop! Whooop!" Ahmed was quoted as saying just before the blast. No Palestinians were hurt during the attack. [The Texas Mercury sincerely regrets any Muslims who may have been offended by this report and suggests any complaints be made to crymeafuckingriverraghead@yahoo.com when you've finally found a country that wants you]thetexasmercury.com