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To: BirdDog who wrote (1895)9/30/2001 12:28:13 AM
From: Hawkmoon  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 281500
 
And Nooooowwww,... for something completely different.... :

insidedenver.com

Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch

Police don't know if crime is involved (HEEELLLLOOO???!!!!!)

By Tillie Fong, News Staff Writer

COMMERCE CITY -- Police say a man found a penis Thursday in a bottled drink he purchased at a grocery store.
"For us, it's a mystery," said Elaine Rowe, spokeswoman for Commerce City police.

"We don't know if there is a crime involved. This could be a fraud, mutilation or attempted homicide."

Thursday morning, Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, a machine operator at Foothills Mail and Supply, was at work, taking his usual sips from a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch.

After he had downed about two-thirds of the bottle, he found something in the opaque red drink.