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To: Mark Adams who wrote (10531)	10/2/2001 6:08:39 PM
From: Mark Adams	Respond to of 74559

Scarfed from a yahoo board. I know this might offend some, but I found it worthy of a chuckle... **********HOW TO BATHE A CAT********** 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bath room. 4. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may have to stand on the lids so he cannot escape.) Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching for any surface they can find. Note: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush toilet 3-4 times. This provides a power wash and rinse which I've found to be effective. 6. Have some person open the door outside and ensure there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8 The now- clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself off.