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Politics : Piffer Thread on Political Rantings and Ravings -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (1707)10/2/2001 9:56:35 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14610
 
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Add one scoop of Americans and 1/2 a cup of water and POOF.

You get crappy rugs, converted camel trails and free oil.

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BUT WAIT THERE'S STILL MORE!/

AS A VALUE ADDED BONUS WE PLAN TO REMOVE SO MANY OF THE ORIGINAL INHABITANTS THAT THERE IS NO NEED, YES NO NEED TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE!

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS THE CRAPPY RUGS, THE DESERT, THE FREE OIL, NEW ROADS, THE ARABIAN AMERICAN GUIDE TO PC AND THE "DITCH THE SECOND LANGUAGE" CLAUSE IS YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF A COUPLE HUNDRED MEGATONS

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