To: rich4eagle who wrote (188834 ) 10/3/2001 9:38:47 PM From: gao seng Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 Anchorman [in the studio] Well, there you are. And we'll be returning to the match some time in the second half, but right now it's time for wrestling. Cut to a wrestling ring containing a Master of Ceremonies. Emcee A five round heavyweight contest, three falls, two submissions or a knock-out to decide the winner, between, in the red corner, Rich4Eagle [Rich4Eagle climbs into the ring] and, in the red corner, Rich4Eagle. The bell rings. Rich4Eagle begins his stunningly beautiful, but mainly visual, self-wrestling routine. Wrestling Commentator Here comes Rich4Eagle now, circling round, looking for an opening. He's wrestled himself many times in the past, this boy, so he knows practically all his own moves by now. And he's going for the double hand lock. He's got it. Here's the head squeeze. And the Albanian head lock. He's going for the throw. He's got the throw. And now he's working on the left leg, this is an old weakness of his. Oh, but he caught himself beautifully there, with the, er, the flying Welshman, and now it's the half Nelson. And he can twist out of this. And he's twisted beautifully into the Finnish leg lock. But he didn't like that! He did not like that one little bit. But the referee's not interested, he's waving him on, and Rich4Eagle's angry now. Rich4Eagle is really angry with himself now. And there's a forearm chop and he's gone for the double overhead nostril. Now this is painful, but he caught himself beautifully, a really lovely move there. Now he's going for the fall. The shoulders have to be on the mat for three seconds. No, he's twisting out of that, no problem here. Oh, but he's caught himself beautifully there, with the double overhead. He's got the double overhead on, I don't think he can get out of this. Referee [echoed by commentator] One!... Two!... Three! Wrestling Commentator And that's the first fall to Rich4Eagle. Well, what a surprise there. I think Rich4Eagle will have to come back at himself pretty fast now, before he gets on top. And there's the forearm smash, and the hammer to the head and he's groggy now, and there's the flying Welshman again, and another flying Welshman. And a half-Egyptian. And he's a little stunned there, but he's got the half-crab, and he's got the half-crab, and this looks very nasty. This looks very nasty indeed. But I think Rich4Eagle's going to make the ropes. Is he going to make the ropes? [Rich4Eagle inches across and touches the rope.] Yes, he made them. Well, I think he was a little lucky there, he was in a tricky situation, and he's gone straight into the neck pin, he's got a neck pin there. He's in a little trouble, he twists out of it. He looks groggy, and he's caught himself with two beautiful forearm smashes and he's out. I think Rich4Eagle's out! Referee [raising the arm of the inert Rich4Eagle] The winner! Wrestling Commentator Yes, he's won. He has won. Anchorman Well what a match. And he'll be going on next week to meet himself in the final -- Sorry, Monty :)