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To: Toby Zidle who wrote (2348)	10/4/2001 1:01:26 AM
From: mr.mark	Respond to of 12669

THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW O'Reilly's law of the kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible. Lieberman's law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. Denniston's law: Virtue is its own punishment. Gold's law: If the shoe fits, its ugly. Conway's law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person should be fired. Finster's law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Lynch's law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. Muir's law: When we try to separate anything out by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. Glyme's formula for success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. Mason's first law of synergism: The one day you'd sell your birthright for something, birthrights are a glut. Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about. Stewart's law of retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. First rule of history: History doesn't repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. Oliver's law of location: No matter where you go, there you are. Harrison's postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.