To: long-gone who wrote (78052 ) 10/7/2001 2:01:43 AM From: E. Charters Read Replies (2) | Respond to Ok I admit it. Myself and Erlichmann were the second and third gunmen on the grassy knoll. We had heard Kennedy was actually Jewish (his father and Meyer Lansky were tight for more than booze profits it turns out), so orders from the CIA were to waste him, before he could start a war in the middle east that was not on with the CIA's long term plans of world domination. We decided to both miss, as a warning to an drunken incompetent would be more effective than getting Johnson in as Prexy. We knew Oswald was half blind, (he wore glasses) a poor shot to boot and would have a difficult downhill shot through the trees, at a moving target from 100 yards. We had picked out that old sluggish Italian sporting rifle with the worn out barrel just to be safe and loaded his ammo with some bad rounds. Well we shot way wide but damned if we didn't hear a couple more shots from the crowd. Man how many people wanted to kill that guy? Ever since Hitler had ordered us to infiltrate the American Intelligence as Nazi sympathizers, we thought we had the joint cased, but it was obvious there were some loose cannons on the deck. It then dawned on us. The alternate splinter group controlling CIA operations was Jewish! Of course, they had killed him because they thought he would start a war they could not win. Boyyy it was going to be some interesting decade, was Dulles on their side or could we trust him? It was time for a rethink. We rushed north to talk to our old friend, Edgar, "Pinkie" Hoover. He would understand. (show him a few photos of him in a night dress and he was very co-operative. He looked ghastly in fuschia) If the Jews were going to destabilize the commies, we had better change sides.
