To: Richnorth who wrote (78071 ) 10/8/2001 1:57:20 AM From: E. Charters Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 116753 25 guns? You are not a gun nut. Don't believe it. You are a ballistically non-challenged individual. Criteria for gun-nuttiness: 1. Do you think that citizens should be allowed to have their own private armies? a. no, it would interfere with mine. b. If joining is free. c. Marching interferes with squirrel shooting. d. What is wrong with having no army at all? 2. would you like to live in a replica of the Texas Tower? a. dream house. b. don't like stairs. but how much is it? c. where is Texas? Is it a suburb of Kentucky? d. What's that? 3. A salesman arrives at your door and ask you if you want to buy posters of Lee Harvey Oswald. Do you? a. Trade him for a John dillinger. b. send him away, you already have the collection. c. tell him you only do pornography and you get them from your local car mechanic or tool salesman. d. call the police, as he does not have vendor's permit. 4. Do you think one should have a gun safe in every room? a. only one in each? b. no, 5 is enough. c. guns are safe enough for me if I knows where they is, and they are loaded. Anyway we only has one room in the shack. d. guns lead to crime. 5. Do you spend more than 15% of your salary on magazines like Soldier of Fortune,? a. Sounds low to me. b. less, I think. c. What salary? me and my paw live off the land. d. magazines with extremists opinions should be banned. 6. do you think that you would sleep more soundly with a 44 magnum as a pillow? a. Studies would agree with that b. light sleeper anyway. c. Would like a cushion too. d. We don't drink champagne. 7. Do hope that someday you will die in a shoot-out? a. misty eyed about it. b. don't care. c. Its up to them. d. We think we might, if we lived in los Angeles. another reason to ban all sharp things and things that make noise. Put bad people with ghetto blasters and matches on the list too. 8. Do you believe the NRA is too far left? a. You said it. b mixed emotions c. If they are they should adjust their steering before they hit the ditch on the far side. d. It's high time we banned all lobby groups except save the whales. 9. Should it be a crime to shoot someone if they snore too loud? a. not if snoring was against their religious convictions and they had passed a shooting safety course. b. depends on how long they had been married. c. It should be a crime but you should be able to get away with it. d. legislation does not go far enough to define all the crimes we can think of. Classify yourself. 20 points for A, 15 for B, 10 for C and 0 for D up to 180. you are a nut period. Guns are just the icing. - 135. urge immediate membership in the John Birch, and the NRA, you need retraining. - 90. Salvageable but wimping out a tad. Should upgrade from black powder and flintlock. less than 50. You are a pinko bleeding heart liberal namby pamby and will be liquidated in the coming revolution. EC<:-}