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To: denekin who wrote (78073)10/7/2001 11:37:16 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116753
 
We saw you altar boy. The priest was our man. Adeste Fidelis. Who did you think the clowns were in the park juggling candy apples? Sadaam Hussein was the lookout. Sirhan Sirhan was a trainee on a terrorist foreign exchange program from the ME. We sold our rifles afterwards to some Chicanos who were firing furiously away by the railway fence with Saturday night specials. We felt sorry for them. One of them had said they were bitter about being sent to this side of the park by the Italians who had front row seats on the other side of the street. One of the Chicanos had this peaked Yankees type square baseball cap and long beard. The way he was shooting and missing he looked like he was paid to do it by the hour, so he had to be an ex-lawyer. Some Russians with Mosyn Nagants further down the procession route did not even get to shoot. We made our getaway in a bright red kiddies peddle car. Nobody noticed, but we made the mistake of going by a Barnum operation, they flagged us down and we had to shovel Elephant shit for 3 months or blow our cover.

Scribbling away while all this was going down was Hunter S. Thompson. We warned him to keep a lid on it because it was too plausible compared to what he ordinarily wrote and it was too late for him to start establishing any kind of credibility. Instead we sold the story to Jim Garrison, and then changed all the names to our favourite enemies and kept the movie rights for a deal with Oliver Stone. We knew that anyone saying he had a handle on a widespread conspiracy would be the first one not to be believed.

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