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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: TigerPaw who wrote (190404)10/9/2001 9:07:06 PM
From: D.Austin  Respond to of 769670
 
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
President Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."



To: TigerPaw who wrote (190404)10/9/2001 9:08:09 PM
From: D.Austin  Respond to of 769670
 
Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.



To: TigerPaw who wrote (190404)10/9/2001 9:09:13 PM
From: D.Austin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Bush and Clinton and Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office."
"Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."



To: TigerPaw who wrote (190404)10/9/2001 9:10:34 PM
From: D.Austin  Respond to of 769670
 
Bush and Gore, together again

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with none.
Gore screamed for a revote.

The next day bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed for a revote.

So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush came back with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the secret service spy and asks whether Bush is cheating.

"Yes," replied the spy, "he's putting holes in the ice."