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To: TigerPaw who wrote (192093)	10/15/2001 12:01:06 PM
From: DOUG H	Respond to of 769670

> Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his > pocket? > A: It's his photo ID > Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? > A: Nothing, yet. > Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? > A: B-52...F-16...B-1... > Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? > A: Duck > Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? > A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. > Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? > A: So they can see their Air Force. > Q: What does Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in > common? > A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are > coming from! > Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a > bucket of shit? > A: the bucket > Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? > A: Two days. > Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches? > A: they can't stand bread > Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed > classes on the same day? > A: because the camels can't handle it