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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: gao seng who wrote (18325)10/16/2001 11:27:40 PM
From: gao seng  Respond to of 59480
 
comedy?: MY FAVORITE PARAPHRASED QUOTES FROM MOSLEM RELIGIOUS LEADERS & SCHOLARS

By: William Kaliher

You stupid Americans that think Islam is a religion of hate and blood are complete fools. You are the sons and daughters of harlots. Yes, you laugh at the few Moslem clerics that stepped forward in the United States and half-heartedly condemned the terrorist attacks. May your western pubic hair tangle for the prophet's delight. You think they feared for their lives. You obviously know nothing, and I'm getting tired of you talking about Islam as a religion that can only gain converts by the sword or among America's worst prisoners. May your miserable children know nothing but curded camel's milk.
For a paltry thirty-two billion dollars didn't the Islamic rulers of Pakistan become your good buddies and allies? May an ill yak defecate on your great Uncle Harry's loafers. Isn't Saudi Arabia so grateful they're almost an ally? To prove how wrong you are I have listed the wise words of many modern Moslem scholars.

Omar G.W. Bush, "Islam has a God of love and only fundamental extremists would bomb the trade towers.

Sultan Tony Blair, "The Prophet Mohammad would never condone violence."

Vice-Mullah Chenney, "Moslems the world over shrink from bloodshed."

General Colin Abdullah Powell, "Allah loves men of all religions."

Emir Dickie "The Reptile" Gephardt, "Islam is a religion of love, flower children and peace."

Ali Baba Rumsfield, "If there's one religion that believes in turning the lower cheeks it's Islam."

Caliph Billie Clinton, "I converted to Islam because they know how to treat their women. It's a religion where the little woman gets to walk twenty-five paces behind. It's made for peace lovers like Hill and me."

Calypso Louie Farrahkan. "Islam is the answer. Don't we keep our slaves out of the public eye? Only a religion of utter peace would go to the trouble of keeping their slaves from public scrutiny. Did not the Prophet make our farts sweeter than the freshest lotus blossom to float on the desert winds? "

Sheik(y) Teddy Kennedy, "Moslems are so harmless I got legislation passed to let thousands of those lovely people in this country."

Pasha Tom(dumb)ass Daschle, "One thing about Moslems they strive to allow religious freedom among the people they conqueror."

Kalif or Kalifee Oprah Winfrey, "It was really Mohammed that said the meek shall inherit the earth."

You see now what complete and utter infidel fools you are! May your camel's testicles drag across the desert's hottest rocks. Didn't you see the Palestinians celebrating that the freedom fighters, er, terrorists had gotten killed when the planes crashed into the buildings? When your eldest son unveils his wife, may he look into the face of Barbara Streisand. Didn't you see the Egyptians celebrating the suicides in the streets after the crash? Whadda you expect, little Egypt out shimming in the afternoon heat?

And today, don't you see the Pakistani population rioting to make their government go to war against Afghanistan? You infidels tell lies on our peaceful flocks with your camel dung breath. Didn't you see the tears in Saddam Hussain's eyes?

Ah yes, Islam a religion of love with Moslems falling over one another from West Africa to China trying to out condemn the terrorists. It is the mother of all lies when you indicate Mohammed wants us to convert by the sword. May the fleas of a thousand goats make your nights miserable. May your miserable children fail to suckle at the teat. May the sword of Allah... uh, I mean in the words of our famous American bro, "Can't we all just get along?"




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