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To: dave rose who wrote (78596)10/17/2001 7:38:41 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 116752
 
Anthrax is a bacterium. You cannot "vaccinate" until exposure has been confirmed.

Recommended procedures for Gov't Staff and officials in Washington:

1. Get interns in monkey suits using robots in bunkers to open all mail. Replace often.

2. Do NOT Inhale.

3. Move constituency Office to cave in Leadville Idaho.

4. Put a picture of Yasser Arafat on bumper sticker on staff car with a slogan "We give to the Red Crescent Society."

5. Wear a Fez or a Burnoose.

6. Say "Salaam Walaykim" instead of hello.

7. Be overheard saying "Tony who?" And "what war in the Middle East?"

8. Dress like a wino and push a broom to your staff office.

9. Eat out of cans from random supermarkets.

10. Change itinerary every ten minutes.

11. Answer all calls with "When brother ------ finishes his prayers he will return your call, praise Allah."

12. When your name is heard do not look up.

13. Profess not to know what the tenets of American policy in the middle east are but say you believe strongly that the senate subcommittee on Arab-Aamerican relations should have these under review at the earliest possible opportunity.

14. Lobby very very secretly for more expropriations for covert ops both domestic and foreign for the CIA.

15. Hire a double. Make him wear the bullet proof vest and show up for all your appointments 5 minutes early. You show up 15 minuteslate in the audience.

16. Wire tap your own phone.

EC<:-}



To: dave rose who wrote (78596)10/17/2001 7:44:29 PM
From: Ahda  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116752
 
I am smiling as politics do tend to become one frustrating mess. Anthrax that is genetically modified to zero in on the dishonest.

You have to hope somewhere in that mess there are representatives who do hear the thoughts of we the people and do attempt to implement what we their constituents ask of our government ----- the alternatives stink.