To: Joan Osland Graffius who wrote (130267 ) 10/19/2001 1:18:36 PM From: patron_anejo_por_favor Respond to of 436258 ROTFL! That guy is da BOMB!marketwatch.com "On this scale we're now a tad cheaper than before Black Monday in 1929, but I don't think that's the tag line Abby Cohen and Ed Kerschner want to use to tout stocks," he says, referring to two of the most bullish Wall Street strategists. "Can you imagine yelling, 'Buy, buy, we're slightly cheaper than right before the crash of '29.' Nope, excluding the 1998-2000 bubble, and the period right before October of 1929, we still have the most expensive stock market in recorded history." In Peter Lynch's FACE!<GGG> Amazing that he was a former Goldman Sachs managing director...how did he avoid drinking the Kool-Aid they serve there?<G> EDIT: HO HO HO! This is even better:Not long ago, at the height of the market bubble 19 months ago, he noted, "If I hear one more person refer to buying a 200 P/E stock, that is up 200 percent in the last year but is down 5 percent from its closing high two days ago, as 'bargain hunting,' I might have to start doing some hunting of my own." These days, Asness takes a jab at Wall Street strategists, saying "a fair amount are simple shills for the bubble, who honestly should introduce themselves by saying 'Hi, I'm not a strategist, but I play one on CNBC.' '' Asness is at his best when dissecting the arguments employed by Wall Street's bulls, mainly the banks and brokerages that are structured to sell securities to the American public in good times and bad. Among them: The stock market usually recovers six months before an economic recovery. Asness says in true recessions, price-earnings measures are more likely to fall below 10, "not to record highs like today." Don't fight the Fed. "If you find any strategist saying this, who also was telling you in late 1999 or early 2000 that interest rate increases don't matter to tech stocks, first laugh at them, then short something they recommend," he says. The market is only falling because of Anthrax scares . . . "These pundits might be right about the catalyst for any specific day's movement, but the conscious effort to blame short-term nonsense and intentionally ignore reality is real." Asness calls the October rally a "wild rush back into speculative nonsense" and criticizes both individuals and mutual fund managers for trying to pick the stock market's bottom. "You can't have a Krispy Kreme (KKD: news, chart, profile) selling at a P/E over 100, an EBay (EBAY: news, chart, profile) still selling for a P/E of 150 and a $15 billion market cap, without realizing that investors have not learned much about investing, despite recent experience," he notes. (AQR Capital, Asness points out, is both long and short stocks of all types.) Arright, which one of you clowns is Asness?<G>